Reply to my friends greeting the other night:
“Oh, you know, I’m hot, old, gimpy and I have to pee.”
Author Archives: Tony Dornacher
$1.75 Surprise
Todays bus ride was filled with an unexpected bonus. Everytime the bus stopped, it vibrated like a supercharged sex toy.
Christmas is on the way
On October 1st, Home Depot jumps on the Christmas band wagon.
Christmas in September
The holiday decor is out earlier every year. While grazing the free samples at Costco, I encountered several holiday decorations including this giant, lighted snowman.
Today at Morgan Terrace
Today at Morgan Terrace
Sirens blare
Buster howls
LongJohn Barks
Great Fall
Great Fall
The clock strikes seven
Darkness blankets the city
Fall is all around
Do Opposites Sell?
While on a quick run through Costco, I wheeled my cart past the snack aisle. There stood a extremely large gentleman giving out samples of the Think Thin high protein bar for an active lifestyles.
They were being snatched up as fast as he could put them on the tray.
Harry Potter
I’m sure I will get a ton of crap from my good friends who are complete Potter-heads after a I drop this bomb …
The last book in the series was anti-climatic and ended with a sequel or another series as a possibility.
Other than that, I loved it.
Healthy Deep Fried Treats
For years I have been avoiding the Indiana State Fair. I could not bring myself to go to the event until they served more healthy food.
Now that oil with trans-fats has been banned from fryers of all the food vendors, I am ready to celebrate.
I can gorge, guilt free, on the now healthy deep fried Oreos, Twinkies, corn dogs, fried dough and french fries.
I am packing up the car and heading out to the Indiana State Fair.
Toxic Waste
Sheleata Kanoftuna, the king of the house, had a crazy growth protruding from his upper gum. Off to the vet we went. After a thorough exam and another consultation, Sheleata stayed at the vet for an emergency tooth extraction and growth removal.
Sheleata is doing great and his mouth is back to normal size. Over the last few days, Tim and I are becoming pros at giving Sheleata his post-surgery antibiotics. I have been monitoring the kitty to make sure he doesn’t have any type of allergic reaction to the medication.
So far, no allergic reactions. Unfortunately, I had to contact the EPA to declare the litter box a toxic waste dump. I thought it was bad before. Who knew taking Clavamox would force me to wear protective gear while scooping.