40 Something
stiletto heals
Lace-up Leather Bustier
Leather mini-skirt
New boobies and a few shots of Botox
Gorging on a jumbo shrimp cocktail

Translation: 4SSHLULBLMSNBAAFSOBGOAJSC

4SSHLULBLMSNBAAFSOBGOAJSC: “Oh yeah baby!” [oh so very loudly]
Dinner Companion: “Go girl!”
4SSHLULBLMSNBAAFSOBGOAJSC: “Slap my ass baby … slap my ass”
Dinner Companion: “I would do in a heart beat!”
4SSHLULBLMSNBAAFSOBGOAJSC: [leans over in her chair, her boobs about to pop out of the bustier] “Do it baby, come on, do it”

Traffic in the restaurant ground to a halt as everyone gawked at the train wreck.