Birthing

My cousin is expecting her first child soon. Her and I were chatting about child birth preparations, including a recent class she and her husband attended.

Instructor: "Does anyone know another word for vagina?"
The look at each other, and my cousin whispers, "I can think of three that start with C, two with P and one with W."
"I can top that, I can think of 8 off the top of my head", her husband replies.
Both suppress the urge to snicker as they realize everyone else is looking way too serious.

My cousin ponders on the way home if the other expecting parents are just too uptight or if she is just to immature.

After rolling on the floor laughing and wondering how many words I can think of, I snort, "the other folks are just too uptight!"