I was cleaning house the other day and found this note. I wrote it after the death of our algae eater.

A prominent religious leader is under investigation. On Friday, July 19, 2002, the carcass of Angel the Algae Eater was discovered tucked into the corner of the Barnes Place Aquatorium.

Angel was a devoted disciple of this unnamed leader and regularly attended services held on the mountain in the Aquatorium.

There is quite a hub-bub in the Barnes Place community. Some say this unnamed leader was responsible, others speculate Angel’s Aquatorium mates were jealous of all the attention he was getting. A few even think it was a cult suicide of some sort.

Investigators are sloshing about the scene in an effort to uncover clues to this mysterious death.