Banned Cocktail Conversation

During social situations, I try to steer clear of extremely hot topics like politics and religion. Folks can get a bit passionate about those things and conversations may rapidly spiral out of control.

While hanging out with our suburban neighbors enjoying an adult beverage, the topic of breast feeding trickled in. In the span of 10 minutes, the milk got a bit heated.

Next thing I know, one of the moms grabbed her baby, popped her right tit out and started a feeding frenzy.

Who knew Breast Feeding was on the Banned Cocktail Conversation list?